I don’t always ‘get’ holidays. Today is Easter, a straight-forward celebration of springtime renewal as signified by the resurrection of Jesus, the Son of the God of the Jews, that American Christians observe by gathering together and eating a spiral ham. It just seems weird, It probably shouldn’t bother me. I’m not Jewish. I’m not […]

This is pretty much a crock. Who thought this would be a good idea? Mussolini? Only a second-rate fascist would subject the working world to a week of extra suicidal ideation and road rage for a week a half every spring. Seriously, every morning I woke up considering which bridge would be the best one […]

Lately I’ve been having the worst dreams. Last night I was on a mission for someone, a relative or something. I was supposed to get something from Taco Bell for them. Only the Taco Bell had been shut down, so I was looking for another Taco Bell. I consulted my smartphone. (This might have been […]

Because nothing says America like invoking a dead President to shill your wares. We’re only 18 Abraham Lincolns away from our Kickstarter goal to make the Larry the Horrible Time Traveler paperback a reality. Reminder to Portlanders and Tucsonans who are on a budget, there are options to support at the $7 dollar level (1 […]

Thanks to the invaluable assistance of the Multnomah County Library, I’m slowly catching up on all the cool movies made during that decade where I… I guess I was busy. But this clip, right here, if this clip doesn’t make you want to see the entirety of “I’m Not There” it’s probably because you’re lacking […]

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/44565905/larry-the-horrible-time-traveler-paperback-edition/widget/video.html Guys! Guys! Guys! I launched a Kickstarter to self-publish the book I wrote. It’s exactly as exciting as it sounds! Support my Kickstarter! Get some great rewards! -Robot

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